Florida Star Allowed To Lose As Much Money As He Wants

As the hit movie Blue Chips » 11/16/08 5:30pm 11/16/08 5:30pm illustrated for us, gambling in the world of collegiate sports is a serious issue. This is why whenever a player or coach is caught doing nefarious things with money - like, say, running a Death Pool* - they're dealt with swiftly and with little mercy. So it's surprising that the University …

Evander Holyfield Will Not Go Quietly Into The Night

If you're still stepping into the boxing ring at 46 years old, something has gone horribly wrong in your life. Sometimes it means you're not talented enough to allow you to retire to a life of afternoon mimosas and luxurious silk shirts. Other times you stay in this long for a pure love of boxing, which means you're… » 11/16/08 3:45pm 11/16/08 3:45pm

NFL Update 2: Being Able To Predict The Lions Futility Does Not Make…

Lions 16, Panthers 24 » 11/16/08 3:15pm 11/16/08 3:15pm Haha. Told you. Five minutes after posting the last NFL update that had the Lions up 13-7, the Panthers suddenly realized who their opponent was and decided to actually play a little football. By the way, DeAngelo Williams looks kind of like a stud all of a sudden. Let's bring you up to speed on…

NFL Update 1: Drinkability!

Yes, the ads have become relentless in a Toyota "Saved by Zero" kind of way, and as Big Daddy Drew has already pointed out » 11/16/08 2:10pm 11/16/08 2:10pm they don't really anything at all, but isn't it time for us to finally give Drinkability Girl her due? I don't know who she is, and I don't care, but if Bud Light's master plan is to get me to…

Start Your Preparations For The Vick Media Onslaught

The most surprising news to come out of this Tim Dahlberg-penned update on the ongoing drama that is The Michael Vick Story » 11/16/08 12:30pm 11/16/08 12:30pm is that he's scheduled to get out of jail . That's only 8 months away, people! Better start dusting off those old Ron Mexico jokes, post haste. You can't expect to hit the ground running when…

He's Losing His Mind, And We All Have A Front Row Seat

A man can keep it reigned in for only so long: » 11/16/08 11:30am 11/16/08 11:30am A solemn prayer that Rod Marinelli blows his stack at one of his press conferences. [] Al Davis' top 10 management blunders that have left the Raiders in the sorry state they're in. [] Olympians in 2012 may be receiving a bag of plants for all of their hard work. Woohoo! …

Second Verse, Same As The First

Just like Friday's slate of game » 11/16/08 11:00am 11/16/08 11:00am, Saturday's left a lot to be desired in the way of "compelling storylines" or "competitiveness". (At least last night featured scrub teams with somewhat recognizable names.) In fact, of the six games to include top 25 teams, the closest contest was a 15-point win for your numero uno Tar…

Scot Pollard Enjoys Showing Off His Championship Ring

Hey look, everyone! There's former Celtics superstar(?) and current free agent Scot Pollard showing off his championship ring the only way he knows how: by making sure his other useless fingers are out of the way and huddled inside his fist, allowing him to raise his important middle finger loud and proud to the… » 11/15/08 7:00pm 11/15/08 7:00pm